tom cruise on cnn.com, and other videlights!

Tom Cruise vid-article on cnn.com today:

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proof that ben stiller is the funniest person who is still funny.

aight people, see you soon. Xenu be with you.

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my "personality test" results

so i just finished the Scientology "personality test."


I've posted some screen shots of the test, some of the curious questions, and my results below.


it took me approximately 35 minutes (I was at work), and was filled with crazy questions, including no less than 7 that suggested scientologists not only fear children, but they make up words as well (wtf is 'foible?')


ENJOY.

foibles?

fact: 60% of scientologists fear children, 40% worship them. Tom Cruise % beats his baby momma while she's a-birthin' them

spare the rod, spoil the adolescent? and why call the child 'it?'

who's isn't?

wtf @ 'strictly speaking?!?' nothing here is spoken, it's typed!

What is good in life Conan?!
TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN!!!

I don't get it.

HOLY SHIT! SURI CRUISE BABY PICS

news/pic source: trash tonic
story by: XIII

After weeks of friends of Tom coming out and saying they've seen Baby Suri, we finally have visual proof.


Behold, BABY SURI!

Now we can all relax. X17 just posted this photo of Baby Suri:

I know, she’s kinda hard to see in that picture. Here’s a close up:

Thanks to trash tonic for this story

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Just some fun til the week begins...

Notice that widget in the sidebar? That's my chipin. you can donate $2.00 or more, I have 30 days to raise the money for stage one, details on stage 1 to follow.

Until then, here are some videos.

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Tom is Super

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Andy Dick in "the Wedding Planner"

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SOUTH PARK - "Trapped in the Closet"

Part the first

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Part the second

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Part the Final

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Quick and Dirty

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See you guys this week ;-)

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Introduction to my cause

Maybe you've seen this video before, or a variant on it on South Park.

Maybe you've considered becoming a Scientologist, a follower of L. Ron Hubbard.

My goal is to do JUST that, and to ascend to a level in the structure of Scientology that would put me in a unique position to expose it as a fraud -

or - if in fact the "untruths" that the Scientology "church" claims to be libelous and slanderous are, then to share this with the world.

I am planning on going in with a completely healthy amount of skepticism for the pro-scientology folks and the critics; but - I won't claim that I am pro-scientology. Based on strictly what i have read and seen, and the reaction of the Scientology community to it, I have to assume it's not altogether legitimate, and that they're trying to hide something from the general public.

My hypothesis is that this is a dangerous cult, and that only the very few priveledged individuals who can afford to are able to achieve any sort of success with it.

This could turn into a giant clusterfuck, for me anyway.

I could become a Scientologist and begin to believe their belief structure.

My plan is to enlist the help of laypersons and spiritual leaders and possibly gain a more deep relationship with God, who seems to be absent from Scientology altogether.


As more and more is set up, I'll add a way for you to donate money, so that I have the funds to take a work leave of absense when necessary, or to pay for audits, which apparently are very expensive.

This cause could be extremely dangerous for myself, as well as my family, so my goal is to maintain anonymity.


I will use the codename: Thirteen the only deviance of which will be XIII. I'll attempt a full-out exposure as the progressive goal, and I'll leave this space to myself.

I'll add video and picture blogs to this site, and Youtube, but will wear a mask when reporting. I will only ever refer to myself using first person pronouns (I, you, me, we, us) and Thirteen/XIII.

The number's unlucky mar(sp?) may finally see it's end.



Until then, keep me in your thoughts, and wish me godspeed. The next update will occur this week.



~ XIII


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